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I'm a key looking for a keyhole
Age 67 From Jeffersonville, Indiana - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Short but too tall to be a jockey. Standing at attention with no place to go, if you know what I mean. Intelligent but not enough to join MENSA. Quiet but a good conversationalist.
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Married
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Scarred
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Keeper of the Home Fires
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Music, Movies, Internet, Gardening, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, The Movies, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
We meet at a restaurant. I buy the meals. If there's chemistry, we go to your place and whatever happens happens. I willwant you to sit on my face.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
things my wife wasn't interested in.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is  
My next goal is to learn to paint abstract paintings
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Dramas, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, History, Humor, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Putting together a bootleg recording. Watching something REALLY good on tv. Sex (masturbation)

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Oddities, Sensitivity, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Find the best part(s) of a woman and concentrate on those.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Other, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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