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HIGH im a horny old man r u 420 friendly
Age 52 From Des Moines, Iowa -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | Short fat ugly horny depressed lonely guess that pretty well sums it up |
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| Sign | Scorpio |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Heavyset |
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| My Height Is | 5' 5 (1.65 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Indian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - Sometimes At Home |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Smile |
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| Body Art | Visible Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Grey |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Cat |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some High School |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Retired |
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| My Speciality Is | Retired |
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| My Job Title Is | PIGGY SLAYER |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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| At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Often |
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| I Drink | No |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Friendly, Flirtatious, Dark |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Internet, Cars, Computers |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Relaxing |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | lots of fuckin and suckin |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | antthing once well ok maybe twice LMFAO |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt |
Views
| My Religion Is | Agnostic |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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| My Goal In Life Is | get fucked and have lots of fun |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Sadistic |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Movies, Re-runs |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock, Metal |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Computers, Erotica |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | lots of fuckin and suckin |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Wit, Flirtatiousness, Boldness, Humor |
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| What Do You Look For? | im lookin for FWB phone fuckin sexting ladies that r real no fakes no prudes no drunks jus be real no games |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Anal Sex, Domination, Just Wanna Fuck |
