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jeremiahlickpuss Profile Information

I’m retired believe in live let live
Age 77 From Converse, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Jeremiah
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I’m retired, enjoying life but need a FWB.
I’m honest, dependable, empathetic.
I’m also married, Caregiver and Court Appointed Guardian for my wife.
We’ve been together 50 years and I will take care of her till death due us part.
I do have a Caregiver Service for when I’m out and only go out during the daytime. I’m 76 and my wife is 86.
But there is no real communication due to her mental health. No sex, no romanticizing, going out to eat, movies or walk in park.
I also have a 3 piece inflatable penile prosthesis. Please look it up on the internet. It’s neat, I like to pump it up, put on a pair of walking shorts and go grocery shopping.
What a thrill, some strange and funny stuff occurs when a woman or man eyeballs my zipper area.
Women and some men do check for bulges just like men check for tits, butts, legs. Shake that thing baby!!!!
Daddy’s looking.
So I’m wanting companionship, be able to go on day trips, and enjoy time with a woman close to my age.
I’m not looking to shack up, move in whatever it’s called now, nor am I looking looking to cause any lady any type of hurt.
If we become friends know that I’m not going to be a bed hopper nor a butt hole.
I’m just hoping to find a lady perhaps in a similar situation or retired that just wants to go out on occasion with a man but doesn’t want a shack job.
I do have some trips I’d to take, Ozarks,
cruise maybe you have a vacation idea.
I don’t smoke tobacco products nor do I drink alcohol beverages.
Just my personal preference. I did both many years ago and for many years, but quit in March 1980.
I limp from a full hip replacement 4 years ago so I can only slow dance with a little help. Slow dancing is more better.
I like carousel 🎠 🎠 with music and lit up by colorful string lights. I like bumper cars, go karts and holding hands.
Flea markets, theme parks are nice, antique shops smell nice and olden.
I like music and listening to rain drops on a tin roof. Cuddling and watching a movie show.
What do you like.
I have some tattoos, they are okay.
What do you like to do, go visit.
I’m not a Sugar Daddy truthfully I’m not looking for eye candy.
I just want a lady friend and enjoy some good food, music and have fun.
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Married
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Scarred, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Job Title Is  
Retired US Army
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Music, Tv, Movies, Games, Dancing, Travel, Cars
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Whatever appeals to my date.
I’m happy to be with her.
I’m not a picky person
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Swim
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Month
My Goal In Life Is  
To be remembered as being honest, helpful a good friend.
Caused no harm.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Friendly

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Movies, Sports, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Pop, Classical, Blues, Latin, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Auto-biography, Classic, History, Mystery, Religious, Romance, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Be with the one who brought you

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Spontaneity, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Kindness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date
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