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Jphat420 Profile Information

Could go on personality but rather show
Age 48 From Wausau, Wisconsin - - Online Now
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Jason
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
In my free time, I like to take off my shirt and take selfies. I’m in super shape thanks to my strict diet of Wild Cherry Pepsi and Twizzlers. I am a Twizzler man. Red Vines have no place in my home and should be illegal. I work nights fighting crime. I’m not saying I’m Batman but have you heard anything about The Joker in the Greater Wausau Area?
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
6' 3 (1.91 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Sales / Marketing
My Job Title Is  
Boss
I Make This Much In A Year  
$100,000USD To $150,000USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Jock
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Dining, Photography, Exercising, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Gambling, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
sumo suits and go to an indoor-trampoline place, polo’s and khakis, go to the zoo give tours telling fake facts about the animals. Rent Lamborghini fake kidnapping in public, invade Poland? Get a cup of coffee.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Master German and disappear don’t tell anyone where I was going. Move to Germany and live as a fish monger or something for a few years under an assumed name. Then, show up at a relative's house disheveled, repeating the words, "they took me", and being able to miraculously speak German.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
One of my main life goals is to one day own a house with several secret passages, just because, well, they're secret passages!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Fiction, History, Mystery, Philosophy

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Spontaneity, Sensitivity, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
I am looking for a girl who is super mean, clingy, jealous and opinionated. I prefer women who’s bestie is a dude, a woman who talks about her ex all the time and how woke they are
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Doesnt Matter
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