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Basic Information
First name | HugeSchlong |
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I Can Speak | English |
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I Would Describe Myself As | Fucking old fuck fucks young and old fuckers. Lets fuck! |
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Sign | Aquarius |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Average |
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My Height Is | 5' 10 (1.78 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Brown |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Divorced |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | No |
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My Best Feature Is | Lips |
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Body Art | Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Dog, Fish |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | High School Diploma |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Retired |
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My Speciality Is | Contruction / Craftsman |
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My Job Title Is | Expert Cunnilinguist |
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I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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I Live | With Pet(s) |
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At Home | All Is Calm |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Often |
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I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Cool Dude |
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My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Flirtatious, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Tv, Internet, Theater, Gardening, Cars, Playing Cards |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Partying, Staying At Home, Relaxing, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | Sweaty sex |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Being pegged by sexy woman |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, A Flirt |
Views
My Religion Is | Spiritual But Not Religious |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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My Goal In Life Is | Getting out alive |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Re-runs |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Adult |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock, Metal |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Comic, Fantasy, Erotica |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Sweaty sex |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Great Skills, Good Looks, Intelligence, Passiveness |
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What Do You Look For? | Nice tits |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Date, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Just Wanna Fuck |